congratulations to boone logan, white sock number 57, who with that truly boneheaded error last night earned the inaugural spot on Niqui’s White Sox Shit List, Volume 2007.

for your prize, you win my wholehearted cheering for you to be sent not just back down to AAA Charlotte but down all the way to Little League, where perhaps you can learn to throw baseballs to the actual first baseman instead of to the imaginary one. but please try not to get beat up by the angry 12 year olds. they, unlike you, have control.