i don’t watch football, but my first hint as to how the game was going was while i was out front shovelling snow in front of the next-door neighbor’s house (there was barely enough snow to have bothered going outside; so long as i was out there i might as well have made it worth while) when said neighbor came outside and, without saying a word about snow or shoveling, shouted “DA BEARS! WOOHOO!” and went back inside.

indianapolis is totally going down.