i saw someone wearing crocs to work the other day. ladies, tennis shoes over pantyhose with your boxy, dreadful suit are bad enough. CROCS ARE GOING TOO FAR.

(aside: i don’t post to this category nearly enough. funny, as i enjoy watching (and critiquing) fashion. mostly i enjoy that whooshing sound as it zooms right past me, but once in a while i can be convinced to, you know, not wear jeans and a t-shirt. (but you can have my chucks when you unlace them from my cold dead feet!)) i like this person’s sentiment: I Hate Crocs So Much, I Bought The Domain Name. man, i mean, i don’t mean to be a bandwagon jumper or anything, but i don’t think i’m even offended by flip-flops as much as i am by crocs. and i really hate flip-flops. i mean, seriously, what’s one step worse than foam shoes? PLASTIC shoes. in truly obnoxious colors. i don’t mean to be high maintenance or nothin’, but i suppose i am just not interested in shoes that you can HOSE OFF.