i know this is tired and old, but i just had to point out what is probably the funniest line i’ve heard so far about janet jackson’s boobgate. from a salon.com article about hitting up hipsters for the kerry campaign:

[Lewis] Black, [from Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show”,] who at one point during his performance said that he doesn’t get asked to a lot of political benefits because he’s “considered kind of a fucking loose cannon,” took swings at just about everybody on the cultural and political landscape. “If you have any friends who are planning to vote for Ralph Nader,” he began, “tell them to just kill themselves.” He quickly moved on to Janet Jackson’s exposed Super Bowl breast: “Congress, who you can’t get to do anything,” he said, “stopped on a dime and spent a whole day looking at that tit. They said it was shocking. You know what would have been shocking? If when he had ripped her clothes, a lion had jumped out of there and eaten some of the dancers. Then you might want to give counseling to the kids on Monday morning.”