i figured i’d be in line for twenty minutes, so i took a book with me when i went to go vote. fortunately, it was a long book. ended up standing outside in line for about twenty minutes, then they opened up some more room inside and we stood in line inside for another 40 […]
Browsing Posts in election 2004
this via kim, who writes, “And to think some people actually used to take this guy seriously.” “This DVD is a great way to introduce young people to real political issues”…WITH PUPPETS! baahahahahaa. seriously, ralph, what were you *thinking*? i mean, because it clearly wasn’t “my god, i’m going to look like an ass.”
Electoral College tie could be mother of all messes, quoth Reuters via CNN. Nathan Ritchey, a Youngstown State University mathematician, calculates there’s a 3.25 percent chance of a 269-269 tie in the electoral college. The odds have increased since late summer. “Looking at the 10 closest states, there are 17 ways this can occur — […]
“we’ll tell you anything you want to hear — and if you don’t believe us, terrorists will kill your family.” seriously, it’s worth the long-distance call. quite NSFW, which didn’t stop me and michael from putting it on speakerphone and laughing uproariously. (hey, we shut the office door.) and as an aside: is this particular […]
i swear to you, the keyes people are chanting ‘no more nice guy! keyes! keyes!’ i’m sorry; i’ve clearly stepped into an alternate universe. keyes, alan keyes, is ‘nice’ in your world? … i suppose, upon reflection, that the intimation there was actually that alan keyes is the non-nice man versus obama, who’s clearly just […]
