i know this is tired and old, but i just had to point out what is probably the funniest line i’ve heard so far about janet jackson’s boobgate. from a salon.com article about hitting up hipsters for the kerry campaign: [Lewis] Black, [from Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show”,] who at one point during his performance […]
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someone has moved into the apartment across the gap between buildings from me. this means the leasing agents won’t go leaving lights on in it for six weeks at a time anymore! HOORAY!!!
Hah. Little fuckers. Didn’t like that bug spray, now, did you? so my mom got home from the vet — Feet’s feet are fine — and the conversation goes like this: me: Mom! There are ants in my car! her: (doomed voice) Uh-oh. me: I don’t know if they’re fire ants or– her: (more doomed […]
there are ants in my car. ANTS. in my CAR. i don’t mean, like, five of them. i saw five of them when i opened my trunk lid, and they were hanging out on the exterior part of the car where leaves and dust get trapped between the trunk lid and the car body, on […]
made it to manchester by around five, CST, today, after leaving brunswick at about 8:30 EST. the average speed according to my car’s trip computer was around 68 mph, but i later discovered that it’s off by a couple of mph — the gps unit showed me moving roughly three mph slower than the car’s […]
