so pirate dan called me up two weeks ago, before he left for burning man, while he was at the petco. let me tell you, there’s nothing more cute-slash-completely-unexpected than picturing pirate dan — six foot something, burly, head shaved bald, multiple piercings and tattoos, usually in a leather jacket . . . cooing at […]
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swiped from permetaform: someone must’ve slipped the editor-in-chief a roofie, man. there’s no other possible explanation for this RPS. The New Yorker: July 7, 2004—I didn’t want it to happen. I didn’t see it coming. I’m a husband. I’m a father. I’m the President of the United States of America. I’m freedom’s go-to guy. But […]
hey z., you can be my sexy but brilliant scientist any time you like, baby. If your life was a sci-fi TV show… by guybrush Username Series Name: Core sci-fi trope: Time travelSpace travelAlien invasionParallel universesPsychic powersVirtual realityCloning/Genetic engineeringOutlandish science (e.g. invisibility) Your nerdy but brilliant scientist: bumblepudding Your robot/half-alien/etc. trying to become human: iford […]
got sick of the RNC speeches after a while. my god, every time arnold got on a good streak, he’d say something ridiculous and fuck it all up. terminate the terrorists, indeed. although his speech was refreshingly free of god, which was nice — if only a great deal of it wasn’t blatantly argument-worthy. also, […]
what is labor day for, if not cleaning one’s home, throwing out acres of paperwork (or setting it aside to be shredded), and listening to political speeches? actually, i’m really liking audible.com, which i signed up for last week after seeing an ad for them on salon.com, noting that free gifty swag for signup was […]
