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now you low-carb fuckers have gone too far! don’t mess with my wonder bread! KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Interstate Bakeries, the purveyor of lunch box staples Wonder Bread and Twinkies, filed for bankruptcy protection Wednesday, felled by the combination of a more health-conscious public and smothering operational costs. The nation’s largest wholesale baker, which had […]

stories like this make me wish i knew more show tunes other than, like, the refrain to “Gary, Indiana” and a little bit to the opening song from “Pippin.”

wisdom of the ancients

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dear friend: cologne is something one does as a gift to those one allows to get close, not as a broadcast message to all the members of one’s community at large. —michael’s ex-coworker.

i am

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bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

bye, bye miss american pie

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one day i’m going to catch blair using ‘to beg the question’ properly, and i will laaaaaaauugh…. well, /me has tea, or will in another minute or so, but would not have been above snagging a cup if a pot was brewing. mmm, coffee. were brewing. * twork knows grammar nazis haunt these woods. mmm, […]