i will: buy a 1964-1/2 Ford Mustang convertible in candy-apple red, with a manual 289. and possibly also a DeLorean. pay off my mortgage. buy a new iPod to replace my creaky original 5G. get an in-unit washer/dryer for my apartment. have a closetful of chucks in a whole range of colors.
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apples. specifically, gala, jonagold, granny smith, and jonathan apples, and some particularly good but uncommon varieties my local farmer’s market has during the summer. not so much yellow delicious, and red delicious only in an emergency situation. green seedless grapes. seeded are out of the question, and i don’t particularly like red grapes of any […]
the git whose idea it was to market Clearasil when i was a teenager, claming that acne was a teenage-only problem and once i hit 20 i was home free. you are responsible for years of disappointment, sir, and don’t think i’m going to forgive it easily. anyone who gave me — mistakenly or otherwise […]
1. don’t fuck up anyone’s commute. 2. don’t leave a disgusting mess for the EMTs. 3. don’t fuck up any of sabrina’s shit. there used to only be two rules of suicide, the former two, which came into being several years ago after i was riding metra on the way to work and someone jumped […]
a brief history of the cars that i have driven. [MORE]
