well, if you know what goatse.cx is, none of this will shock you — and a lot of it might amuse you.
if, on the other hand, you have no idea what goatse.cx is, just ignore this blog entry and move along. THIS ESPECIALLY APPLIES IF YOU ARE RELATED TO ME, because i am so not going to listen to you bitch at me at some family gathering if you are traumatized by goatse. Tribute to Goatse:goatse.cx used to be the best shock site in the world until it was abusively shut down. This page is a tribute to this amazing piece of Internet folklore.