this, via DPH, features a stunning item that every adult store no doubt wants to have in its product selection:
the poster captions it, — in my opinion, appropriately — “I vote that they call this sex doll ‘Psycho Ex-Girlfriend.'”
good god. i mean, i’m not a guy, and perhaps that’s why i just can’t imagine the strength of will required to sustain an erection for anything with those vacant, staring bug eyes. i mean, couldn’t they have given her half-closed, i’m-so-hot eyes? jeez. i’m going to have nightmares now, of nothing but long hallways filled with those eyes.
