You are .txt: The one everybody knows and relies on, but avoids in social settings because you're very boring and non-descript.
Which File Extension are You?

You are Kairet Mustapha.  You have a heart full of anxiety and sorrow.  Your husband was the Chief Security Officer for the ex-President of Nigeria.  You have $30 million in an account in Ghana though you can't afford a comfortable meal.  You want to give me 20%.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?