1. it takes far too long to bathe and wash hair one-handed.

2. i don’t own any elastic-waist anything exceptfor pajamas, which means i have to go shopping for some. and suddenly shopping sounds much less fun.

3. can’t use my hair dryer, so i’ve been sitting around the house, ordering from peapod at the speed of mud, for like 2 hours now waiting for my stupid hair to dry so i can go to the hospital.

4. I CAN’T COOK. sseriously, i mean, i can’t even make mac and cheese from a box because i couldn’t lift the pasta pot off the stove. am really cranky about not cooking.

5. my hair is finally almost dry, and i just realized that once i leave my apartment, i won’t be able to get back in — you have to twist the doorknob at the same time you turn the deadbolt key, or it won’t open. faaaaaaabulous. … so i just called maintenance. hopefully they can replace the knob.

6. this vicodin is making me REALLY sleepy. i have things to do! i can’t fall asleep! plus it doesn’t even really help with the pain at all. vicodin is overrated.

this sucks.