from irc:

* niqui trains her voice recognition software. she getsw to read it stories.
dirty stories?
not. propoganda stories about how apple is making technology FUN! again, apparently
well, that was just the first one. maybe the next one will be dirty
High when you talked in the terminal window
this class of that fell flat Bob Mr. acts that Bob a at flood fact that them that I
caught up the the the they’ll flow of thoughtful of a
they really doesn’t like it when you left into a microphone
or black event
Bill has left the fallout of the fat by a been that fact that that that the but not happen at a
A really does a when you Atlanta into the microphone
It’s really not all that act. Yet to
accurate yet

i’ll note, in the software’s defense, that lines 2 (“this class of”), 3, and 6 are just me laughing into the mic.