via the AP:

“For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do,” [Tommy] Thompson said. “We are importing a lot of food from the Middle East, and it would be easy to tamper with that.”

Why don’t you just hand them the tub of candied rat poison and have done with it, you dumb sack of shit.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.