People ask me what I do in the winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
—Rogers Hornsby

i am still convinced that kenny williams is going to wait until i am out of town and distracted, and then dump half the roster and, like, hire kansas city’s entire bullpen (again) now that he’s gotten rid of boone logan and needs to backfill more talent-free relievers.

DON’T DO THAT TO ME, KENNY. DON’T YOU DO THAT!