someone at Weather Control Central obviously missed the “make it springtime now” memo:
Today
Light rain and snow. Colder. Snow accumulation up to 1 inch. Windy. Temperatures nearly steady in the upper 30s. Northeast winds 20 to 30 mph. Chance of precipitation 100 percent.Tonight
Cloudy with snow likely. Snow accumulation of 1 to 2 inches. Total snow accumulation 1 to 3 inches. Blustery. Lows in the lower 30s. Northeast winds 15 to 25 mph early in the evening shifting to the northwest in the late evening and overnight. Chance of precipitation 70 percent.
DUDE. IS SPRING NOW. YOU ARE KILLING MY TULIPS WITH YOUR EVIL FROZEN PRECIPITATION. STOP WITH THE FRIGGING SNOW ALREADY. QUIT IT QUIT IT QUIT IT!