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yeah, what she said.

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“An Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Regarding What’s New in My Reproductive Area,” via McSweeny’s:

It’s summer, so I’m getting my bikini line waxed more frequently. (Ouch!) I had a little urinary-tract infection a while ago, but that seems to have cleared up. Cranberry juice is really something, especially when you’re uninsured and can’t see the doctor to check out every little searing, stabbing pain. And did you know that yogurt cures yeast infections? If only it cured AIDS, we could patent it and then withhold it from Third World nations.

on this same topic, the pill is now being attacked by doctors and pharmacists who refuse to prescribe or provide it, on the basis that it is a form of abortion, with which they personally do not morally agree. new legislation now protects these people from being terminated from their employment for refusal to dispense the pill.

CNN:

BEIJING (Reuters) – China executed four people, including employees of two of its Big Four state-owned banks, for fraud totaling $15 million, the state Xinhua news agency said Tuesday.

i love chicago.

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i’m so happy that i live in printer’s row.

i love downtown chicago during the day. i love it even more at night, when it’s deserted. when you’re out going down sodium-lit streets, and the only traffic is a few cabs or busses, walking on sidewalks still wet from having been washed of the day’s dirt, that’s when i love it best.

it’s like all those fantastic buildings are there just for me — the huge stone columns of classical buildings, the bronze decorations on walls of old limestone, the smooth granite walls with brass fittings on their revolving doors that lead into four story marble foyers — they’re all mine, and i love having the opportunity to enjoy them, all to myself. when there’s no one there, you just can stare up and up at some marvellous construction and just soak in the stark gorgeousness of it all.

i like walking past the security guard who sits, bored, outside of an underground parking structure, and telling him good evening.

i like smiling at and thanking the guy who turns off his hose to let me walk past before resuming scrubbing the sidewalk, then getting my toes wet in the spray from a leaky part of the hose.

i like going to daley center at night and playing in the fountain or on the picasso.

i adore standing in the middle of the wells street bridge looking east, and watching all the lights reflect in the vibrations caused in the water by the two brown line trains passing overhead.

when i moved to chicago, i went to uic, and i would often go wander around downtown. when i was working at interaccess, i worked a late shift, and i went for dozens of long walks, all around downtown, up the lakefront, up to the gold coast or old town. there’s really nothing like it. i’m so glad chicago isn’t like manhattan; this part of the city does sleep, and while everyone else is away i can have all that grandeur to myself.

“cremy turquey” soup

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the death of spelling

People. Different is not better. It is merely wrong.

while waiting for the sophos install engineer to show up, i had a great conversation with keane at work. i always like talking about things with keane, because he’s one of the more just-downright-reasonable people i know. he’s a conservative (and i think, but i’m not sure, a republican), and yet he and i manage to find a lot of ways to agree. and disagree civilly — in a friendly way, even.

so i was really pleased to have a chance to talk with him today about politics, because usually i barely see keane — he works third shift, and is generally gone by the time i show up — and we both mourned the offensive nastiness of this election season, gossipped about “Rathergate,” facepalmed about the bush twins’ giggleriffic intro, and mocked ahnode’s train wreck of a speech. it was very companionable. and yet we’re technically on opposite ends of the spectrum and aren’t supposed to be able to stand to actually discuss these things together without attempting to claw, bite, or scratch the other one to death.

oh well. i guess someone has to be the statistical anomaly.